A cowboy rides into town and stops at the saloon, gets off his horse walks around to the back of it, lifts up the tail and kisses it right on the rear. The bartender inside the saloon notices this interaction, and thinks it's a little strange.
When the cowboy saunters up to the bar and orders a drink, the bartender asks, "I noticed when you got off your horse you walked behind it and kissed it on the rear end. Can I ask why?"
The cowboy answers, "Chapped lips."
"Wow!" says the bartender. "It cures chapped lips?"
"No," says the cowboy, "But it sure as heck keeps you from licking them."
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