top 5 reasons to question the ages of girls on a 10-and-under softball team.....

#5 - Left fielder's boyfriend brought her to the game in his '86 Cutlass

#4 - Catcher seen bleaching her mustache in the bathroom before the game

#3 - Players quizzing each other in the dugout for big Calculus III exam on Tuesday

#2 - Third baseman overheard complaining about having to work the graveyard shift this week at the local mortar factory

And the #1 reason to question the ages of girls on a 10-and-under softball team:

League commissioner assigned nurse to the team to perform random steroid testing