4-star hotel.....

Two ways to tell that you’re in a 4-start hotel (according to the MC at our conference):

- The TV remote isn’t nailed down to the nightstand
- The toilet paper is folded to a point. (personally I’ve never seen the need for such pinpoint accuracy)

Actually there’s another way to tell – in spite of paying over $200 a night, they STILL charge you for high-speed internet connectivity…..