As I was about to walk out of the mens' room just moments ago, I could feel something cold against the inside of my left thigh. I looked down and it was as if I had no control over my bodily functions. Apparently I turned the water on too fast and splashed more than just the cuffs on my shirt. It also got my pants. I don't think I could have done the actual deed and made it look any more realistic. I had to spend a few extra minutes in there as I attempted to dry my dress khakis with paper towels.
Yep, it's gonna' be one of those days.....
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