Thursday, June 30, 2005

startling discovery.....

I've been doing some covert research over the past six months and I've made an incredible discovery. There appears to be a direct correlation between the molecular structure of fabric and the combination of constant eating and lack of exercise. Now, I'm not a scientist by any means, but apparently when you don't exercise and when you eat whatever you want whenever you want something interesting happens - your pants shrink. That's the only conclusion I can come up with. It can't have anything to do with age and added girth.....

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