brace yourself, effie.....

Just before last week's Ryder Cup, an Irish newspaper ran a crude cartoon of Tiger Woods' wife on the front page and tried to play it off as satire. Yeah, satire is front-page stuff. Bury all the second-rate stuff like wars, famines and missing babies back on page 14. Nobody buys a paper to read all that crap anyway.

So why would a newspaper do something like that? Is it because they're jealous of the US golfers' wives and because the European golfers wives look more like the bus driver from Mrs. Doubtfire than models? I don't know, I'm just asking here.

Speaking of Mrs. Doubtfire, I have a friend who is friends with a PGA tour professional. He said that Colin Montgomerie's nickname on tour is "Mrs. Doubtfire". Notice the resemblance?

Speaking of Mrs. Doubtfire (again), I read yesterday that there's going to be a Mrs. Doubtfire 2. They start shooting early next year.....