Wednesday, December 20, 2006

pig/dog for sale.....


Rare pig/dog for sale/rent/lease/free. Loves to bark incessantly, eat constantly, and sleep continuously. Both serious and non-serious inquiries welcome. Please call 800-4pig-dog.

Oh, make sure to ask for the OFIT. Female inhabitants of this household may claim that the pig/dog is no longer available.

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