You know you're getting old when you hurt yourself and you don't remember how you did it. I was fine yesterday afternoon. Came home, went running, then went to softball practice. Came home and had a very sore lower back. Still sore this morning. I have no idea how I did it. Other ways to tell if you're getting old:
- You are proud of your lawn mower. (not guilty now, mine is too old, but I can see it; lawn mower envy? that's another thing entirely, but still a good indicator)
- You sing along with the elevator music. (guilty; the 80's get further away every day)
- You constantly talk about the price of gasoline. (yeah, but who doesn't these days?)
- People call at 9 pm. and ask, "Did I wake you?" (or teenagers call at 10:30 and actually wake you up; but that's early for them)
- You answer a question with "Because I said so!" (I've been using that one for years)
- Your ears are hairier than your head. (you know you're in trouble when the batteries are so weak they can't handle the foliage)
- You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn. (constant competition on our cul de sac, but no one would EVER admit it)
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